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Kaho Ik Din...Kaho Ik
Din
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Civic VTI jisai kehete ho wo gadi tumaree
hai
Jisey nokia 6600 kehte ho wo cell tumhara hai
Jinhai tum aamon k
baghat kehte ho woh baghain tumharee hain
Kaho ik di kaho ik din
Ager sab
kuch ye mera hai to sab kuch dedo ik din
Gari apni mujhe tum dedo cell dedo
doosrey din
merey hathon mai kaghzat rakh ker dafa ho ik din
Dafa ho ik
din dafa ho ik din.....
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Uncle
Auntie
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dabe mein daba dabe mein kharghosh,
uncle nae
ankh mari anute behosh......:)
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Zakaat
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teen dost tha phalla patan dosra panjabe or tisra
memon.Ramzan ka maina
tha dostoo na bolaa ka yar zakat dana ha too app log
kasa datta ho.too
phala dost patan na bolla ka hum khali maidan ma za kar
gol paira
banatha ha or asman ma paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa paira ka bhair
zata ha
woo zakat kartta ha or zoo andar hotta ha woo humara hotta ha .fer
pajabe na bolla ka hum ak lakir kachtta ha or paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa
left hand par zatta ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo right hand par woo
humara.fer memon dost sa pucha ka woo kasa kartta ha too usna kaha ka
astag feroollha app log assa zakat kartta ho yea lakir fakir keya ha hum
khali maidan ma zatta ha or asman ma husal tha ha zoo paisa asman ma
gheya woo zakat ka or zoo paisa necha aaya woo
humara.
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Mental
Doctor
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AIK ADMI LANGRAATA HOA AATA HAY USSE DEKH KAR DO
DOCTOR AAPAS MAY
JHAGAR TEAN HAY AIK KEHTA HAY K US KI HADDI TOTH GAI HAI
DOSRA BOLTA HAI K
NAHI US KA ANGOTHA NIKAL GAYA HAI DONOON ME KAFI BEHAS HO
RAHI HOTI HAI TO
TISRA DOCTOR BOLTA HAI CHALO US SAY HI POCH LAETEY HAIN
USSAY POCH TAY HAIN TO
WO BOLATA HAI NAHI NA MERA TO CHAPL TOTA HAY;)
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!
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Tere
Naam
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ADMI NAAI SE MERI TERE NAAM WALI CUTTING KAR
DO.
NAAI USKI TIND KAR DETA HAI
ADMI GHUSSAY SE YE KYA KIYA HAI
???
NAAI MAIN KYA KAROON MAIN NE DEKHI HI END SE HAI.
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Ghayal
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Safed saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati
ho
khuda ki kasam ambulance nazar aati ho
farq sirf itna hai ke wo ghayal
ko le jati hai
or tum ghayal kar jati ho ;)
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Pathan (Chawal)
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janab patan: eak dookan per jata hai aor kata
hai40 wala chawal hai.
dukan daar: je hai
janab patan:eak kulo
dado
dukan daar: je janab
janab patan : 40 wala chawal kitna ka diya
hai.
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Aag Per
Qabu
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Aik haseen-o-jameel adaakara ke ghar aag lag gaee
..aag par qabu panay
main 10 minut lagay.....aor.......aag bujhany walon per
qabu panay main
40 minut lagay
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Great
Reply
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Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha
hota he
Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha
hota he.
Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he " Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab
uthe ga?"
Doosra dost:"Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe
ga
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Jhoot
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uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa
jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon
ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay ....
!!!!
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Khandaani
Herkatain
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aik dost dosray se : yaar har party mien tum yehi
kurta kyun pehantay ho
dosra dost : kyun ke yeh mera khandani kurta hai mere
par dada ne pehna
phir dada ne pehna phir mere walid ne pehna iss liye main
bhi pehanta hoon
pehla dost : ohh acha .. khier yeh batao k tumhari umar
hogai hai shadi
ki tum kartay kyun nahi ..kya koi larki pasand nahi
ati
dosra dost : nahi yaar larkiyaan to bohat pasand ati hain
pehla dost :
to phir kyun nahi kartay
dosra dost : yaar mere par dada ne nahi ki dada ne
nahi ki mere walid
ne nahi ki to phir main kaise karloon
??
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Sardaar
Jee
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Do sardar jee motor cycle per bomblay kar jarahay
thay,
Rastay main speed breaker ki waja say jhatkay lag rahay thay,
Sardar
jee ka dost bola yaar aaram say gari chalao kahi bomb na phatjain,
Sardar
jee...Oo tussi fiker hi naker assi kay pass dosra bhi tu bomb hay.
:)
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Upper
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aik sharabi raatkay waqat apnay dost kay sath
jaraha hota hay. rastay
main talab per nazar parhti hay tu us main us ko
chand dikhta hay woh apny dost say
kahta hay yaar ye kia hay.dost kehta hay
chand hay. sharabi hairan ho ker
yaar hum log itnay upper aagaiy
;)
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Break Nahi Maar Sakty Thy
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Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha
rasty mein ek Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar
sakty thy kia ??? "
Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar
kar kia faida."
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Purana
Maal
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Burhiya:Aray dekho iss kambakhat maare ko mere sath larki ja
rahi he
osse nahi dekh raha kab se mujhe taare chala ja ria
he...!
Aadmi:Aray..! amma darasal ye kabaria he purana maal dekh raha
he.
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Dimples
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Ustaad: Bete, aap jab hanste hen to aap ke dimples parte hen aap
bohat
ache lagte hen dil chahta he aap ko piyar karloon.
Bacha: Sir, mujhse ziyada dimple to mere ammi ke parte
hen.
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Naak
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Aik lerki apny boy friend k sath nai garri main long drive par
ja rahi thi
achanak larki kehnay lagi.....suno !
kia tum aik haath se
garri chala saktay ho ?
kioon nahi.....larkay ne bare fakher se garden
akraaii...
larki ne aahista se kaha..........
"to phir doosray haath se
apni naak saaf kar lo "
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Machiss
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Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa
machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa,
sab tili test karke laya hu.
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Blood
Group
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Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi
hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi
hai....
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Surprise
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Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban
gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE
doonga..!"
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Yaad
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HUM NEY UN KI YAAD MAIN RO RO KAR MATKEY BHAR DIYE
WO BEWAFA
AYE AUR NAHA KAR CHAL DIYE
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Sanam
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Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad
macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam ..
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Scene
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Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai ,
Tere
sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai
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Haseen
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Iss dunya mein, tum he sab sey haseen ho
mein
aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
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Dar
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rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey
neend mein bi daratay ho tum
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Ziadtee
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kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil
mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par
khayal aya,
kambakht mien apna hi khoon tha
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